So here’s the deal friends, I’ve decided to date Netflix for a while.
To those who know me, please get your jaws off the ground. I was bound to settle down in my old age.
To those who don’t know me, I don’t know you but I can tell we are gonna have that ‘I love you b*tch. *guitar strum* I ain’t ever gonna stop loving ya, b*tch’ relationship.
So, that’s like, really cool ;D
I didn’t choose to date Netflix, they chose to date me. It happened in a blink of an eye. One moment I was studying for my midterms and then BOOM I had compiled a list of 587 movies to watch before I die.
When I came out of my procrastination fog, the realization that I just commited the worst commitment-phobe cardinal sin of all the galaxy hit me hard. I had committed to watching 587 movies before I die. This type of commitment translates best to a Las Vegas elopement, because till death do us part, baby.
Watch 587 movies before I die? Challenge Accepted.
Do it by myself?! Hell Naw, I’m bringing you netflix-bingers with me.
Wait, Really? Ya homie, like RLLY RLLY.
Each week I’m going to share my thoughts of a movie I watched.
NO, this isn’t a review, this is just someone venting to a friend about the latest in her dating life.
Let’s get venting, shall we?!
Movie: BIG (1998)Run Time: 2hrs 10mins
At this point, I’m totally in the honeymoon phase of dating Netflix.
They are buttering me up and showing me their best selves. I should care, but how could I when I just spent 2 hours of quality time with Tom Hanks.
So hey, don’t judge me but I think Netflix and I might be in this for the long haul.
BIG is about a 13 year old boy, Josh Baskin, who walked up to this creepy carnival machine called ‘Zoltar Speaks’ and wishes to be ‘BIG.’ Next day, you guessed it fam, he wakes up as a 30 year-old busting out of his PJs. Josh roughs it in NYC while he’s scared sh*tless before becoming a hotshot at a toy company.
I mean seriously this kid dances on a floor piano with the CEO, has a trampoline in his apartment, dates a girl boss, becomes a VP without a degree, hangs with Zoltar again, and heads back home 13 again.
Basically, the point of the whole movie is that Josh Baskin is a legend and we are all mere mortals.
Zoltar is creepy AF and even 13 year old me would have been feeling squirmy so, dear sweet Josh, that was just so dumb. Like for real, take a look at Zoltar.
Josh should’ve taken a lesson from his alter ego Forrest Gump. Seriously dude, ‘Run forrest run’ when he wakes up all man & sees his Mom.
BIG is crazy good for a million reasons, but what solidified it as the real deal in my mind was Josh’s pure kindness. He may have got his wish to be ‘BIG’, but at the end of the day, Baskin was just a ‘BIG’ kid taking on the world with a bunch of jaded adults. Josh Baskin wasn’t jaded, thus making so many adults cooler because of that. Big comes down to this, as we age we are bound to experience the good, the bad, and the ugly. It’s our choice to let the ‘ugly’ jade us or to respond with pure kindness so that the world gets so much cooler for it.
Next time you’re looking to be inspired, I recommend watching/rewatching/re-enacting BIG. The movie is a classic that everyone should see at least once in their life.
Already seen BIG? Comment your thoughts on the movie below.
After quite the ~dramatic~ episode last night, it’s safe to say that the entire country and beyond is mad at Arie Luyendyk Jr.
Poor Becca got her heart broken on national television and everyone’s mad, including me. So of course tonight, they’re going to show Arie crawling back to Lauren and then sit them all on the same couch together to talk. Let’s see how this goes.
Ah yes a recap, so glad we get to see this painful event again
Gahhhhh poor Becca the whole country’s heart aches for you girly
Does Arie have any feelings??? ~confused~
Becca gets her heart broken and they send her home on a plane in COACH???? Homegirl deserves first class after that
Arie’s having a panic attack because he left one girl broken hearted to chase after another and is afraid she won’t take him back….
Producer: “Do you love him”….. yikes
LAUREN DIDN’T EVEN HAVE QUESTIONS SHE JUST JUMPED INTO HIS ARMS??
Ohhh he already told her they broke up
He was only with Becca for a month and a half?!?!?!?!?!!
Is Arie wearing makeup?
Please say no Lauren please say no
He’s already 1000% over Becca wow
AND SHE FORGIVES HIM
I’m over this show
Homegirl is wasting NO time asking for that ring
Bekah is all of America right now
This girls are making me feel even worse for Becca and I didn’t even know that was possible
Are they hinting at Becca being the next Bachelorette?
**Chris cuts them off** rude
Let’s just recap this episode ONE more time
Becca is just too nice for her own good ugh
Girl is donating her wine money, truly an inspiration
“Do you want to see him” no
Wow I would not be okay
Did Arie just blame Becca for working?
I’m getting lost in this conversation, anyone else?
Hahahahaha she said she’s ready to move on right in front of him
She’s such a good person
He’s blaming the Bachelor for proposing… ok
I’ve eaten like 14 oreos
If he says he put as much effort as he could he is l y i n g
SHE FORGIVES HIM WOW
Molly and Jason are adorable
Does anyone remember these magazine articles about Jason and Molly???
“He is a nice person” lies
This is the only thing that has 100% success rate on The Bachelor tbh
Ahhh yes Arie’s back
Bekah’s face when Lauren walked out is me
They’re never going to be a “normal” couple
HE SLID INTO HER DMS hahahahahahahaha
Lauren’s talked more tonight than she did the entire season
“What do you want to say to the haters” my favorite quote this season
I still don’t get how Arie has gray hair
“It was worth breaking everyone’s heart to end up where I am today” ok
WOW he’s going to propose
I WONDER WHO THE NEW BACHELORETTE IS
JK we all saw that coming lolol
What was that curtsy thing??
Love her she deserves this
We’re gonna start this right now too??
They did this on Rachel’s season
Alright here we go, let’s see who they got for Becca
HAHAHA loyalty and honesty taking shots at Arie
Lincoln, so daper
HE’S GOT AN ACCENT HOW CUTE
Chase, has a hard act to follow
What’s happening with his hair?
Omg a guitar
OH NO A BANJO
HE’S SOOO CUTE
Ryan, I am obsessed
Oh okay Darius looked at her like she was a snack, pass
I wonder what Arie’s thinking watching all this?? Is he watching this??
Blake, what a CUTIE
He’s getting her “Back on the horse” I am crying
Well, we’ll see you all back here when Becca’s ~most dramatic season ever~ airs on May 28th
FINALLY. Spring break is here. January lasted about three years too long. February felt like a week, and now spring break is here. If you’re like the majority of college girls, you’re taking every last-minute babysitting job you can to make some quick cash and trying to figure out whether Ulta or Sephora has better self-tanner. Mousse or lotion, right? Wipes or spray? Too many options.
Better news: Curtsy has you covered. From spring break wardrobe essentials to all the best sunscreen and beach towels, all you have to do is bring the party and Curtsy will provide the rest. Read along to see top items on the app you can rent for spring break with our special 10-day rental feature. Curtsy HQ’s favorite products are linked too, so you can find them easy before you hop on a plane to LAX.
50 lb. limit, yikes
Who decided 50 pounds is the limit?? If you’re anything like me, you pack everything you own “just in case.” Hopefully this guide can help you narrow down your entire wardrobe so that you don’t travel to another country and bring your entire closet along. It’s time to pull out the white pants and light colored pieces to show off that #sb2018 tan. This tie-dye two-piece dress is perfect for dinner & drinks after a long day on the beach. Perfect colors for showing off tan and maybe a little bit of sunburn?? (wear sunscreen!! keep reading for top picks)
Girls just wanna have sun
Sunscreen, ladies! It’s so important. I heard one time that you get tanner from wearing sunscreen than from going in the sun without it. That was probably a trick from my mom, but hey, it stuck with me. But really, even if you only put on SPF 15 that is better than going without.Sun Bum and Hawaiian Tropic are my two favorites. Both smell super beachy and Hawaiian Tropic even makes a kind with sparkles. Sun Bum has SPF 30 lipbalm too that comes in a variety of flavors: coconut, banana, watermelon and more. Both brands are relatively cheap, but it’s also your skin we’re talking about so it’s also totally normal to splurge. Moral of the story: wear sunscreen!
Aloe. Don’t be the girl to forget aloe. In the event you forget to reapply or if you doze off in the sun, make sure to pack aloe in your beach bag. I don’t know if aloe is proven to help sunburns, but it sure does feel good. And while you’re at it. Pack after-sun lotion too. It keeps your skin from feeling tight after being in the sun and provides good moisture after a long day on the beach.
And to answer that previous question about self tanner– St. Tropez lotion. Immediate results, no streaks and it smells good! Ulta is the place to purchase.
Half of my spring break clothes are white
Don’t worry, this is totally normal. No matter how freckled, tanned or burnt you get on spring break, wearing white will highlight those tan lines. This Free People sweater would look perfect with white jeans or light wash jean shorts. Always pack a light sweater to throw on over a tank top or dress for nighttime. The wind at the beach can get chilly… and sunburn can make you cold too.
White nail polish is a popular pick for spring break too. Light-colored nails help you look more tan, and they also just look really good on everyone.
Add some gold jewelry to your white-themed outfit, and you will look flawless for sure.
Effortless perfection is the goal
This has never been me and will never be me. Pictures on the beach usually go like this for me: my skin is splotchy either from sunburn or ocean water/sand/sunscreen mix, and my hair is absolutely everywhere. Normal, tame hair? Nope. I don’t know how girls manage that. No uneven sunburn or weird tan lines? Not me either. I can’t control the wind wherever you’re going but at least your outfits can be #onfleek.
These spring break essentials will get you a few steps closer. Tkees has the perfect flip-flops for walking to and from the beach. They come in almost every color, and they make them in “foundation” tones too so they can match your skin. For when you want to lay down on your stomach to tan or for cute pics in the sand, Las Bayadashas the best towels. They make towels using fun, bright colors and you can get tassels on your towel too.
Dressy looks better with a tan
Maxi’s and two-pieces are perfect for fancy dinner and going out while you’re on spring break! Take advantage of all of the maxi’s on the app, and use the 10-day spring break rental feature to take Curtsy with you this spring break! This Dolce Vita two-piece is a perfect addition to your spring break wardrobe. Look at how cheap that member price is too!
No matter where you’re going for spring break, take Curtsy with you. The 10-day rental period won’t be here forever, so take advantage of it while you can!
Tag @curtsy in your spring break pics so we can see where our Curtsy girls are off to this year. Bon voyage!
Just to preface this article, I love The Bachelor Franchise. I religiously watch every season including the spin offs (Bachelor in Paradise, Bachelor Winter Games, etc…), so naturally, I was excited for this season to start. But I also really hate Arie. So I was torn from the start. Nevertheless, here we go.
Wow love Chris Harrison. He has the best job in the world, amiright?
I actually believe Chris this time when he says this will be “Most Dramatic Season Ever”.
I don’t think I would want to get engaged in Peru TBH
UGH ARIE you love both girls you are the W O R S T
Becca, omg love her
~dramatically looks off to the rainbow~ same girl
Does Lauren remind anyone else of Lauren B. from Ben’s season?
Like neither of them have personalities? But Lauren B is so cute now that she’s off the bachelor maybe that’ll happen to Lauren
Alright, Arie’s family. Let’s see how this goes
Arie looks nothing like his dad wow
His dad doesn’t even have gray hair?? How does he? I’m confused????
Ah yes Lauren’s first let’s do this
She’s too cute for him wow
She looks freakily like his mom and sister??
IS ARIE ADOPTED?? He doesn’t look like anyone in his family
“I’m not cool” ugh Lauren you’re so innocent and precious
“I’m so happy to be in Peru with the family of the guy i’m in love with” Arie’s mom: okay
HA poor girl
Off to get roasted by the dad, yikes
Arie spends a lot of time reassuring a girl that he’s in love with her after dating 23 other girls I mean I would need it too??
Oh no she’s crying 🙁
Girly you should lose him, he sucks Lauren come on
I think they liked her, idk??
“She’s a cool girl” is she??? She doesn’t really have a personality??
“Lauren was dull and sweet and kind” wow what did I hear that right??
BECCA IS TOO GOOD FOR HIM
THEY BOTH ARE UGH
She said she fell for him during the group dates girl please
Momma doesn’t look happy
Momma also got her lips done
She thinks Becca is less confident than Lauren? Really????
Oh good now momma likes her
Do we think Chris Harrison is this torn about the girls too?
THIS IS SO AWKWARD
Why would he ASK if Becca gets along with Lauren??
“Either way I’m fine with it” I would be PISSED
“You’re a little more busy” WHAT
It’s like you’re comparing an Apple to a Starfish HAHA
I would be pissed if my boyfriend’s family kept bringing up the other woman too wowwowowowowowowow
Chris Harrison. Best. Job. Ever. ugh
They act like Lauren needing reassurance is bad?? See point 20
They’re on a train and they look so awkward???
OMG IT’S DARK let’s kiss!!!!
Ok Machu Piccu is pretty cool i’ll admit it
She looks pretty cold though
Look at all those ~crisp~ clouds
Alright Arie it’s time to change that hairstyle, pls
He looks like a 6th grader who just figured out what gel is
“You’re so different” eck.
“I didn’t know what I was missing out on until I met you” maybe just like 300k followers on Insta
“I can see that life at home with you” Arie no you can see her raising your kids as a stay at home mom
Remember when Bekah went missing hahahahahahaha
Yes let’s ask an Alpaca if you’re meant to be that’s a good idea
Why do they never eat the food on the show?
I just hate the way he kisses
The scrapbook was cute aww
omg we get it you love two women
Ugh Ben 😍😍
**Lauren stares out the window with full hair and make up done like this shot wasn’t set up**
Does anyone like Becca’s dress?
Lauren’s dress I love
Ahh yes Neil Lane
Why does Arie love bright blue pants?
Oh NO NOT LAUREN
Ugh WHY I feel so bad
Oh man she’s pissed
I would be too
Arie has no remorse
“Why did you do that” Ugh Lauren you’re breaking my heart
I would not be holding his hand if I were her but
She’s holding it together pretty well tbh
**Goes back for round 2**
Chris Harrison is starting to talk like an Italian with his hands
Becca and Chris look like they’re going to a funeral
They shouldn’t make the girls say something before they get proposed/not proposed to
Alright he proposed to Becca let’s get to the drama
HAHAHA they broke the rose that’s a sign
“It’s been.. good”
Did Arie call ABC to get a camera crew back for this?
Everyone booing Arie from the audience same
“The most emotional scene, ever”
Most awkward greeting ever
Oh yeah girl you should be nervous
*Takes a shot every time Arie says “like”*
Wow poor Becca
*Takes a shot every time Arie says “I’m so sorry”*
I would’ve smacked him omg
When Becca said “Well Clearly” HA
This is just painful to watch
*Unedited and Uncut* It probably should be edited and cut
YAS girl walk away
Becca is so real FINALLY
Omg she wants you to leave JUST LEAVE
Don’t go back in there WTF
What is with this guy
She’s obviously not okay????
He’s camping on the couch homie just LEAVEEEEE
Hahahahahaha Arie you are the worst
GET HIM GIRL
Poor girl didn’t even get the chance to put on waterproof mascara
*Takes another shot every time Arie says “I’m so sorry”*
I’m mad he hasn’t left yet
He’s just rubbing this in and being the worst WOWOWOW
A thousand pieces from the app, all in one place: The Curtsy Closet.
The first Curtsy Closet opened up in downtown Tuscaloosa two weeks ago. Here are the deets:
The Curtsy Closet is a Pop-Up shop with over a thousand pieces from the app. You can rent in-store or from the app, just like normal.
On the app, you can always see what’s currently available in the store.
What all can I rent in-store?
Everything from tops and bottoms, to cocktail dresses, long formal dresses, rompers, purses, and even shoes. It’s all owned by girls in Tuscaloosa.
“It’s easy and convenient to come in for an event and immediately find a rockin’ dress or outfit.” – Brittany McMahon
Why did you open up the pop-up?
We figured it was time to open an official location after our Campus Director, Olivia Kercher, ended up with 600+ dresses in the guest bedroom of her house. Shout-out to her roommates who let the un-offical Curtsy Closet take over their house.
When is it open?
Where is it?
Next to FIVE
2312 6th Street
Tuscaloosa, Alabama 35401
How can I have my closet in the pop-up?
Text us if you’re interested in having your closet in the store: +1 (205) 792-0291
Cheers to all the amazing girls who made the Curtsy Closet possible:
All our Ambassadors 💕
If you have any other questions about the pop-up, shoot us a text: +1 (205) 792-0291. We hope to see you in the store soon!
Last night I was hanging out with one of my best girlfriends and we came up on the subject of our semi formal.
Okay that was a lie, we were talking about it forever and we’ve been texting all day on who she wants to take. You know, life decisions.
We’re driving around, and I mention the guy who she’s been snap chatting the past two weeks (he called her “babe” the other week so things are serious. He was a little intoxicated, but we don’t mention that).
I bring him up and she immediately freaks out and jumps off a cliff to conclusions,
“Oh my god Caroline what if he says no? I would never EVER ask a guy that I don’t know that well that is SO embarrassing. He probably already has a date night that night..”
She goes on for another 10 minutes.
Right as I catch her when she’s taking a breath I say, “Look you’re never going to know these things unless you put yourself out there!”
More like scream than say, but she probably had a whole speech prepared about not wanting to take him.
Also, to be frank with you, this really does not matter in the long run.
In three years are you going to remember Mark from Sigma Apple Epsilon who threw up on you and then asked for your friend’s number at the end of your formal night?
Okay well, you probably will remember that, but the point is as much fun as date nights are they aren’t the most memorable for a few reasons- ha ha. The dates are truly just an added bonus to a fun night out with your girls.
Guys are extremely simple for the most part. If they like you, they will respond. If they don’t like you, they won’t (or they will make up something they have to do instead of the date night like clean their new Nikes).
Easy as pie.
About an hour and a couple of therapy talks I honestly should have charged her later, for she decides she will say to him, “Hey random what are you doing next Thursday?”
If you haven’t done the “oh-my-gosh-I-completely-forgot-it-was-my-function-lol” text to invite a guy, you’re lying.
Ladies, we need to be more like guys when it comes to the first move. You see a guy at a bar strike out and four seconds later he’s on to the next one.
And you’ll be happy to know that my girlfriend is now going to formal with the “guy she’s been snap chatting” and they are going to have a great ass time.
That she probably won’t remember in three years.
P. S. If you have a funny mem or want me to write about something specific – please comment or DM me on Instagram & I would be happy to!
It’s the first ever edition of New Music Friday: Spring Break Edition.
We know all you can think about is Spring Break and nothing says Spring Break like a bomb soundtrack for that 10 hour drive to Destin amiright?!
Lucky for you, I’ve pulled together some major Spring Break vibes for you to take from the car to the beach and back.
First off, Want You Back by 5 Seconds of Summer
This song jams. Everyone needs a little Boy Band action in their life and if you say you don’t, you’re lying to yourself.
Second, Mine by Bazzi
Of course you’ve already heard of this song. If you haven’t, you’re probably living under a rock. Regardless, this song is the perfect song to roll down the windows to and dolphin swim your hand out the window. Trust me, try it.
The third song is 8TEEN by Khalid
Everyone’s favorite 20 year old, Khalid, has made his way into the music world with some bomb feel good songs and this one is no exception. 8TEEN is the perfect song to make you feel like you’re in high school again breaking all your parents rules.