71 Thoughts I had during The Bachelor Finale: Part 2

Alright everyone, I’m back.

After quite the ~dramatic~ episode last night, it’s safe to say that the entire country and beyond is mad at Arie Luyendyk Jr.

Poor Becca got her heart broken on national television and everyone’s mad, including me. So of course tonight, they’re going to show Arie crawling back to Lauren and then sit them all on the same couch together to talk. Let’s see how this goes.

1. Ah yes a recap, so glad we get to see this painful event again
2. Gahhhhh poor Becca the whole country’s heart aches for you girly
3. Does Arie have any feelings??? ~confused~
4. Becca gets her heart broken and they send her home on a plane in COACH???? Homegirl deserves first class after that
5. Arie’s having a panic attack because he left one girl broken hearted to chase after another and is afraid she won’t take him back….
6. Producer: “Do you love him”….. yikes
7. LAUREN DIDN’T EVEN HAVE QUESTIONS SHE JUST JUMPED INTO HIS ARMS??
8. Ohhh he already told her they broke up
9. He was only with Becca for a month and a half?!?!?!?!?!!
10. Is Arie wearing makeup?
11. Please say no Lauren please say no
12. He’s already 1000% over Becca wow

13. AND SHE FORGIVES HIM

14. I’m over this show
15. Homegirl is wasting NO time asking for that ring
16. Bekah is all of America right now
17. PREACH TIA                                  
18. This girls are making me feel even worse for Becca and I didn’t even know that was possible
19. Are they hinting at Becca being the next Bachelorette?
20. **Chris cuts them off** rude
21. Let’s just recap this episode ONE more time
22. Becca is just too nice for her own good ugh
23. Girl is donating her wine money, truly an inspiration
24. “Do you want to see him” no
25. Wow I would not be okay
26. Did Arie just blame Becca for working?
27. Huh?
28. I’m getting lost in this conversation, anyone else?
29. Hahahahaha she said she’s ready to move on right in front of him
30. She’s such a good person
31. YIKES
32. He’s blaming the Bachelor for proposing… ok
33. I’ve eaten like 14 oreos
34. If he says he put as much effort as he could he is l y i n g

35. SHE FORGIVES HIM WOW                                   

36. Molly and Jason are adorable
37. Does anyone remember these magazine articles about Jason and Molly???
38. “He is a nice person” lies
39. This is the only thing that has 100% success rate on The Bachelor tbh
40. Ahhh yes Arie’s back
41. Bekah’s face when Lauren walked out is me
42. They’re never going to be a “normal” couple
43. HE SLID INTO HER DMS hahahahahahahaha
44. Lauren’s talked more tonight than she did the entire season
45. “What do you want to say to the haters” my favorite quote this season
46. I still don’t get how Arie has gray hair
47. “It was worth breaking everyone’s heart to end up where I am today” ok
48. WOW he’s going to propose
49. I WONDER WHO THE NEW BACHELORETTE IS
50. JK we all saw that coming lolol
51. What was that curtsy thing??
52. Love her she deserves this
53. We’re gonna start this right now too??
54. They did this on Rachel’s season
55. Alright here we go, let’s see who they got for Becca
56. HAHAHA loyalty and honesty taking shots at Arie
57. Lincoln, so daper
58. HE’S GOT AN ACCENT HOW CUTE
59. what.a.nooooooodle!!!!
60. Chase, has a hard act to follow
61. What’s happening with his hair?
62. Omg a guitar
63. OH NO A BANJO
64. HOW CUTE
65. HE’S SOOO CUTE

66. Ryan, I am obsessed

67. Oh okay Darius looked at her like she was a snack, pass
68. I wonder what Arie’s thinking watching all this?? Is he watching this??
69. A HORSE??????
70. Blake, what a CUTIE
71. He’s getting her “Back on the horse” I am crying

Well, we’ll see you all back here when Becca’s ~most dramatic season ever~ airs on May 28th