Betsy is renting her closet on Curtsy. Download the app to rent her clothes now.
PS. Curtsy is live at Ole Miss. Curtsy lets you rent dresses from other girls at your school. Browse, rent and post dresses of your own to make extra CA$H.
Curtsy: Tell us about yourself.
Betsy: Hello. My name is Elizabeth Turner Webster, more commonly known as Betsy. I am a card-carrying adult currently residing in the bustling metropolis of Oxford, Mississippi. Despite popular belief, no I am not in fact a fifth year.
Hobbies include work, wine and New Yorker Cartoons.
First loves include my combat boots, jean shirt, Tombstone pepperoni za, and Shea Patterson 😉
Curtsy: What inspires you?
Betsy: Social media notoriety and/or Dream Kardashian
Curtsy: Are you more of a hunter or a gatherer?
Betsy: Hunter. Yeah, that’s me, taking the bull by the horns. It’s how I handle business. It’s a metaphor. But that actually happened, though.
Curtsy: If you could be any animal in the world, what animal would you be and why?
Betsy: Pygmy Hippo
Curtsy: What were you like in high school?
Betsy: I’d rather not.
Curtsy: What is the funniest thing that has happened to you recently?
Betsy: Word of advice: Don’t forget that you work a full time big-girl job and get cornrows on a whim mid-week at Walmart after you already dyed the ends of your hair pink and blue.
I’ll let your imagination run wild on that one.
Curtsy: Who was your favorite Spice Girl?
Betsy: The one that kissed the alien in Spice World.
Curtsy: A penguin walks through that door right now wearing a sombrero. What does he say and why is he here?
Betsy: “El Nino”
Curtsy: Describe your dream date.
Betsy: Easy. Andy Dwyer, Tombstone pepperoni pizza and a cold Good People Pale Ale on draft on a checkered picnic blanket in Prouts Neck, Maine with 2 Golden Retriever puppies, 3 pugs and 1 elderly white lab frolicking in unison at dawn on April 25th. Because it’s not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.
Piece. Of. Cake. Next question.
Curtsy: What are your top five things you look for in a guy?
1. Human – obvious reasons
2. Breathing- equally obvious
3. Sense of humor- i.e. thinks I’m comical
4. Has vast majority of his teeth
5. Good shoes
…in that order.
Curtsy: What’s your biggest turn-off?
Betsy: Arrogance and/or man tanks. I hereby revoke your right to bear arms.
Curtsy: What’s the worst pick up line a guy has used on you?
Betsy: Not applicable. I welcome any and all pick up lines.
Curtsy: Are you expecting a ring by Spring?
Betsy: Obvi. If not, I’ll have to enact Plan B- hop on the NEXT Bus. (if that’s cancelled I’ll settle for Parental Control. If that’s cancelled I’ll stand on the side of Highway 6 with my ring finger in the air)
Curtsy: How do you feel about being Curtsy’s #OnFleek of the Week?
Betsy: Confused, honored but most importantly ON FLEEK AF.
PS. Want to rent Betsy’s closet? Download Curtsy and rent them.
Use BETSY10 for $10 off your rental this week.
Curtsy is the app that lets you rent dresses from each other on college campuses, and it’s live at Ole Miss.
This is how it works:
